Day 3. ESH.

troll. troll. troll.

So i have not kept to the daily posting, what are you going to do about it. Poke me on facebok? yeah that's right you can't cause i deactivated it. oh yeah. In all honesty, my lack of fb stalking has resulted in countless instagram posts, followed by the deletion of those posts, cause i don't want people to think i am addicted and have no real life. 

In the last three days i have:

1. Cleaned my room once more

2. Done some homework

3. Gone to my work meeting at gloria Jeans (was asked back by boss for the holidays) even though I haven't worked in a very long time, I got free curry pizza. Don't be jealous. 

4. Been a ruthless/hardcore/sick bastard after I got stung by a bee and didn't even react like a crazy child. If you are unaware I am shit scared of all kinds of insects. Here goes my anecdote: So some bee decides to sneak into my sock and it's all, "hey foot, come at me", then my foots all like "Black and yellow, Black and yellow" then it proceeded to sting me with its arse. But you know it died so, i got my revenge.

5. Went to my hot friends 18th. 

6. My grandma gave me a night gown, personally i think it is a snuggie. I have worn it out 3 times in public already

7. Bought my first maxi skirt. $2 from vinnies sale

8. Went to my friends surprise 17th.

9. Decided to skip easter cause easter eggs are gross. 

wow. i have been pretty fun these last couple of day. Guess the forthcoming term will esh my head up so I guess granting myself some freedom isn't the worst thing.

Here are some fun photo's taken by my very attractive friend TIFFANY!

Self dye.

ZE CAKE!

Making Harry Potter masks out of maccas trays in the car (Y)

The best friend <3

Our new shoes!

Pretty damn self explanatory. 

Coolest glasses in the world.

Casual stalker photos. Note: naked people in foreground.

Tiff & Minkens

Belt: K-mart

Dress: V & M Australia

Boots: Rubi

Sunnies: not mine :(

Red snuggie: Grandma

It makes me angry that my font is not black. It is grey. 

Day two.

Those boots that I previously mentioned. The ones that the were completely obliterated. YUP. my Grandma got them fixed by who I assume was some seedy italian man who smelt of meatballs. But I must admit, i quite enjoy how they now squeak, have superman grip and shine like a bold mans head. YES

Boots: Some shop in Paddy's. 

Almost two year old boots made new by seedy italian man. YES

note: Punchline anyone?

Why did professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So no one could tell what side he was on! WHATT UPP

I would like to note, the plug casually chilling in the corner was unintentional. I am not some douche who is attempting to be artsy. 

Day one.

And i begin the "What the shit are you wearing" x 30 challenge.

While i do so, i will tell you of another challenge. DT. Design and technology major project is posing a major problem. The freedom is incredibly intimidating. My lack of math ability is a serious disadvantage, and i am going to have to claim defeat to all those years of bickering from maths teachers saying that it is actually applicable in life. Holy shit. Took me a solid hour of long thinking to determine the circumference, radius, diameter and width of each pleat for my skirt. But i did it. The pattern is finally done!

YIPEEEEEEE

  

Skirt: Mum made it for my sisters jazz concert from the 80's
Belt: kmart
Bag: My friends grandmas.... oops
Shirt: Mums
Trench coat: ASOS
Boots: Rubi shoes

Challenge accepted.

Life after exam week is good.

Spending my days playing COD, researching tips on how to be better at COD, watching and re-watching Harry Potter, researching Harry Potter jokes all while eating 2 minute noodles with melted cheese.

You know you have to find something more eventful to do when the waxing lady, who's attempting to disfigure your eyebrows, asks "what you are doing tonight" and you say "organise my books", followed by silence.

I have neglected this blog, and as such, I have decided to take on a challenge, that i set myself, I like to call it

"What the shit are you wearing" x 30

I will outfit post for 30 days consequently. If I miss a day, you can trust me that I will provoke my alter ego to push me down the stairs. (fight club reference)

With that. Here is Natalie with community Channel.

She is so so so so so funny + She hasn't uploaded for 2 weeks so lets start a mini riot. RAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHA

My favourite 

My fun Harry Potter joke:

Why did professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?

Punchline will be posted tomorrow dudes!!

Mustard + Machinery

**use of alliteration

I am currently obsessed with mustard. And when I say obsessed, I mean the kind of obsessed that could put someone away for a very long time...

So this obsession started when I wanted to buy a simple mustard dress, just plain jane. Something comfortable and boring. But couldn't find anything anywhere. I found dresses the colour of shit, I found dresses that looked like shit, and I found dresses that smelt like shit. But no mustard :(

Then it came to me (like that one time an apple fell on some Newton kids head) i imagine my epiphany was much more dramatic. I was all like, let's put my new JANOME OVERLOCKER 744D into good use and make me some mustard coloured shit. So I did.

So there I was just sitting on the living room floor trying to understand the works of "pattern making", sipping on my Peach ice tea ( i inhale peach Ice tea like coffee) and getting stabbed countless times by pins. AHHH. And after 7 episodes of "How i met your mother" a little fb stalking and pointless dancing.

My overlocker finally conceived its first.

Here it is.

**Triumphant music plays

This is my nephew, I swear it's not some random kid

Vest: 80's vest, found in the depths of my cupboard

Scarf: Mina Kitsos

Dress: Jessica Guzman

Shoes: Rubi

So i would like to end this post by revealing, yes, the rumours are true. I am currently dating a bearded lizard. Heres some snap shots of our first date <3

Intimate moment calls for some tacky editing

bahahah.... he's so naughty

Bazza the lizard and his mate woody.

NOTE: LIZARD WAS NOT HURT, PHYSICALLY OR EMOTIONALLY <3

The post dedicated to Jesus in coat form.

Prepare your eyes for heaven. You know that cold breeze that hits yours face when you walk into west fields. You know the moment when you bite into your triple cheeseburger and you realise they accidentally put an extra slice of cheese. oh yeah, i know you know that feeling. Here it is.

IN COAT FORM

ASOS: River Island Leopard Trench Coat

Leopard print trench coat by River island, in a single breasted cut with a rounded shirt style collar, a button through front, a full flared skirt with pockets and a contrasting belt with pin buckle fastening to the front.

$126 later this bitch is mine!! HURRY UP DELIVERY WOMAN!! (cause clearly thats a woman's job)

One short day, in the Emerald city!

Year 12 muck up photos essentially is the first letter carved into your school gravestone. Yes a little somber, i know. But my friends and i were determined to "out cool" last years efforts, and we surely did.

Initial idea: Dress up as; cones, traffic lights, road lines and road kill, following the theme of "We stop traffic". I kid you not, we almost made fools out of ourselves.

Final Idea: Dress like the characters and inanimate objects featured in Wizard of Oz.

I obviously being the originator of this phenomenal idea. **does inappropriate thrusting followed by fist pumps.

From left to right

(Scarecrow: Melon, Toto: Krisna, Obscure fairy: Rachel, Tin man: ME, Lion:Mina, Dorothy:Alley, Anne: Munchkin, Witch: Amy, The yellow brick road: Candice)

Tin man costume

Silver sparkly singlet: Hand me down

Hat: Salad bowl

Tin arms and legs: Woolies aluminium foil

Cool shoulder pads: Candice's craftsmanship

brb

going to find the wizard.