Theorem proposed by me

As the fragile humans that we are, the foetal position gives us a notion of safety and protection of the worlds immensities. From when we were born until now, simply searching for the unattainable satisfaction of comfort.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Kiss of death









One teaspoon. 

So not only does the name of this amazing dress remind me of the dementors in Harry Potter, but I am head over heels in love (excuse the tacky cliche).  So I fell in love with this dress last year, I tried it on, and was like JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ. Then a couple weeks later it sold out. BAM. Life is destroyed. 
BUT I JUST FOUND IT ONLINE. Cyber JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ!! 

So in the couple weeks I have been hibernating, here is "what's new" in order of priority. 
1. A dog ran into the school. I chased after it for a while
2. Got myself one fine looking boyfriend. :)
3. I got out of detention by playing the "I had to use the year 7 toilets because period was trickling down my leg" card, and making the male teacher feel uber uncomfortable. 
4. Finally got my Varsity jacket. Oh yeah. 
5. Realised that babey apparently doesn't have an e. 
Attempted to cut a front fringe, got up to cutting a strand, then chickened out. Now I look like Elvis.   
6. Organised a "Wear your school jumper backwards day" at school. 
7. Finally got the "Sex talk" in the car on the way to school. Mum is pretty smart, she knew I wouldn't have the balls to jump from a moving vehicle. 
7. Apparently some "Osama" character died? Yeah. not important.

 Done and Done