Theorem proposed by me

As the fragile humans that we are, the foetal position gives us a notion of safety and protection of the worlds immensities. From when we were born until now, simply searching for the unattainable satisfaction of comfort.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Español

So I am doing three units of Spanish for my HSC, therefore I am reasonably concerned that my Spanish skills aren't exactly up to scratch. So I skipped school yesterday... That's right, I'm hardcore like that. No, not really, the worst thing Iv'e probably ever done in my life is make a Latte on skim rather than on full cream milk, hells yeah, might as well go get a tattoo saying "I"M A BAD ASS" (cause bad people don't realise ass is spelt arse).

ANYWHO.
So I had spanish school all day yesterday and it wasn't too bad, although the shame of being Argentinean and not being able to speak like a native kind of kills me.

Yesterday was so moderately eventful.
1. i read the newspaper on the train
2. I dropped my pink highlighter lid and couldn't be bothered to bend at the knees, so I sacrificed my green highlighter. RIP green highlighter
3. I QUITE MY JOB! I am no longer employed at Gloria Jeans. No more making ice-chocolates for fat lards who come at 8:30pm. No more burning myself with milk. No more coffee beans in my hair. no more money.
WHAT HAVE I DONE :O
I guess year 12 takes priority over work. tralalalala
Wow i just got bored reading this in my head. fml.

So I forced my friend Enya to take some photos of what I was wearing cause we are fun like that.



Shorts: Bardot (christmas present to myself)
Trench coat: Susan (yea my mums cool like that)
Boots: Can't remeber (the sole fell of 2 hours later)
Blouse: Under my bed
Bag: Argentina
Scarf: Grandmas

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Reciprocating that shit

I have recently inspired a brotron to start a blog.
He's pretty cool. ALMOST TOO COOL. :|

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Coping like a cowboy

So not only has school decided to inundate me with unimportant surfing sets, but has also decided to charge for forks.

Have they no moral fibre? So I buy some noodles, (because i love asians, hence i love noodles), and before walking away i politely ask for a fork. But then the oversized bitch informs me that they are 50 cents. NOT COOL.

Updating my life in point form, cause point form is cooler than not point form:
1. I cleaned my room
2. I made myself a mustard dress, because i love mustard more than toilet paper
3. I go to the library sometimes now
4. I am uber stressed about school
5. My school bag broke... so i bought anew one
6. Wish i could be friends with guys, without them wanting more
7. Wishing my mum would buy whipped cream more often
8. Found a spider on my jumper... when i was wearing it

NUMBER 9: HAD A REPETITIVE NIGHT TERROR WHERE I WOKE UP SCREAMING AND SHAKING LIKE SOME CRAZY BITCH :(

so Scarey. It consisted of, Cloning, artificial insemination, mutation, some bold 5 year old girl with stretch marks on her head crawling across the wall, then peering behind doors, ALWAYS WATCHING ME. sometimes my creativity stuns me :(


On a lighter note, spent yesterday shooting Theresa's clothing to help her refine her portfolio. Theresa is amazing. She has talent! She is my idol! She doesn't even flinch when using testers to cake on make-up at myers in the city.


Odette from Swan Lake Dress
Model: Jessica Tran
Designed by:

Theresa Nguyen





Model: Jessica Guzman
Photographed by Jessica Tran
Designed by: Theresa Nguyen



Carabosse from 'Sleeping Beauty' Dress
Model: Jessica Guzman
Photographer: Jessica Tran
Designed by: Theresa Nguyen


Jessica Tran. The apple to my pie.



Sugar Plum Fairy from "The nutcracker" Dress
model: MIna Kitsos
Photographer: Tiffany Wang
Makeup: Helen Quach
Designed by Theresa Nguyen

Incredible.