Theorem proposed by me

As the fragile humans that we are, the foetal position gives us a notion of safety and protection of the worlds immensities. From when we were born until now, simply searching for the unattainable satisfaction of comfort.

Monday, December 27, 2010

A new year.

New years eve is on friday. This Friday marks the day i will be set free on New years eve. Shits gonna go down. Nope well not really, just gonna have fun with the people I love most <3

What shall I wear. Im going for the look: I fell into a rose bush naked and picked up some black lace on the way. :)


Clearly that's not me. But $20 and endless searching I found my vision. Don't be jealous.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !


Christmas has come and gone. Massive sad face.

In my household we partake in christmas festivities on christmas eve.
Massive dinners, watching my 19 year old sister peek at her presents, then re-wrap them and awkward conversations with my family about how you should watch out for white striped spiders, because they EAT YOUR FLESH AWAY AND YOU WILL DIE. My family's fun aren't they. Once again my mum pressured me into playing christmas carols on my violin, and my mum once again played my dance concert DVD so i could relive my slutty experiences.

Do do do do do do

Presents you ask?

Not the subscription but the 6th issue of Fallen magazine.
FALLEN magazine is dedicated to discovering and supporting Australian creatives, and strives to confirm their importance within the arts in a global context.
Seeking the inspiring and inspired, FALLEN is an agency for the collection of talents, trends, tangibles, traditions and thoughts.



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Foals album, Total life forever
You must listen to "Spanish Sahara", makes me JIZZ. Sounds a little like temper trap, well i think.



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Book: The pact by Jodi Picoult

According to wiki it is:
In the end it is revealed that Emily's death wasn't really part of a suicide pact; Emily asked Chris to kill her because she couldn't do it herself. Chris tried to talk Emily out of it but pointed the gun to her head in the end to bring her out of h
er misery. Emily placed her hand on the trigger, over his.

Sounds fun.




Some fancy eyelashes.

I also acquired: MONEY, a wifi router
(even though i have one)
with a foreign powerpoint, beeswax cream, cream, bubble bath shizz (cause baths are x1000000 better than showers + odd bits and bobs.


Merry christmas to all :)

Sunday, December 19, 2010

The year that was.


2011 is coming, HOLY SHIT BALLS. I'm scared so many things to fear :O
1. HSC
2. HSC
3. HSC
4. Effing up my future :O

wow. at least ill be 18. oh wait NOT REALLY. :(

2010 has got to be the most amazing year i have possibly ever had. I met so many new people, experienced a whole lot of new things, and had loads of fun. Im thinking its time for a memory flashback, **fades to white


1st time i went to Gosford
Argentina reunion in Gosford. (all the kids that also went on the same exchange trip )
Me and my darling Enya <3



1st time i went to Kings Kross
1st time i visited the Holocaust museum. I cried.



1st time i mounted a motorbike
1st time i realised i have a thing for asians.



1st time i realised my friend Eren has a fetish with taking photos of fires....




1st time i've been to a Hawaiian party.



1st time i bought a GAZEBO! i don't care if its called a marque. its a gazebo.


1st time i had a joint party with lovely Candice. Theme: Cowboys and indians. + had a bonfire


1st time i've had a jumping castle... IN MY BACKYARD!
1st time someone peed on my toilet seat. i will find you unhygienic person.



1st time i really knew how amazing my two best friends are :) jokes i hate them. LOL jokes <3


1st time I discovered the phenomenal @Jessica Tran. She's hot.



1st time i performed in a musical (OLIVER) Im the one i the ugly green LOL


1st time I've dressed as a prostitute, and worn 3 tins of face on my face.


1st time micheal Do finally wore his kilt <3



1st time I've been "inside" Jades house :)



1st time I online shopped. ZOMG. floral pants <3>



1st time i organised a FORMAL.... was pretty good i might add.
1st time i had a mental breakdown.



1st time i wore fake eyelashes


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1st time i modelled. It was as awkward as a turtle loosing his shell, and having to be illching naked all day.



1st time i showed my arse to the world.


1st time I went to an indie concert with my friend.
1st time micheal wore a turban.



1st time we had a water photo-shoot with minas amazing camera.
1st time justin drove us to the beach.


1st time I wore my sisters studded shorts.

1st time we went fishing.


1st time i solved my rubriks cube.
1st time i solved my rubriks cube in 6 minutes and 26 seconds. Don't be jealous.




When i think back to all those amazing times. i seriously wonder what the real world has to offer, whats beyond the boundaries of a year 12 student. I guess time will tell...




He sees you when your sleeping. no like seriously. look outside.



Christmas is just around the corner guys, no like seriously, if time had a corner next saturday would be it. I am kind off sad there have been no fun parties this year, i guess year 12 has just hit everyone incredibly hard on the head. damn.

well last year my darling friend Zoe Donovan (whose mums oddly obsessed with owls), had a dandy gathering. We spun and ate fairy floss (do try it), played passes with a ball for a little bit until it got boring, jumped into the pool at night time, and took too many photos.

Just to give you the low down, at my school parties, we basically take photos for 10 hours. Every awkward thrust, nose pick or undie flash is documented, within 2 hours max of the event happening, you WILL BE TAGGED ON FB.

As you can see i went as a present :)





Box; stolen from Aldi
Ribbon; Hot Dollar
Wrapping paper; Hot Dollar