**use of alliteration
I am currently obsessed with mustard. And when I say obsessed, I mean the kind of obsessed that could put someone away for a very long time...
So this obsession started when I wanted to buy a simple mustard dress, just plain jane. Something comfortable and boring. But couldn't find anything anywhere. I found dresses the colour of shit, I found dresses that looked like shit, and I found dresses that smelt like shit. But no mustard :(
Then it came to me (like that one time an apple fell on some Newton kids head) i imagine my epiphany was much more dramatic. I was all like, let's put my new JANOME OVERLOCKER 744D into good use and make me some mustard coloured shit. So I did.
So there I was just sitting on the living room floor trying to understand the works of "pattern making", sipping on my Peach ice tea ( i inhale peach Ice tea like coffee) and getting stabbed countless times by pins. AHHH. And after 7 episodes of "How i met your mother" a little fb stalking and pointless dancing.
My overlocker finally conceived its first.
Here it is.
**Triumphant music plays
This is my nephew, I swear it's not some random kid
Vest: 80's vest, found in the depths of my cupboard
Scarf: Mina Kitsos
Dress: Jessica Guzman
Shoes: Rubi
So i would like to end this post by revealing, yes, the rumours are true. I am currently dating a bearded lizard. Heres some snap shots of our first date <3
Bazza the lizard and his mate woody.
NOTE: LIZARD WAS NOT HURT, PHYSICALLY OR EMOTIONALLY <3
