One short day, in the Emerald city!

Year 12 muck up photos essentially is the first letter carved into your school gravestone. Yes a little somber, i know. But my friends and i were determined to "out cool" last years efforts, and we surely did.

Initial idea: Dress up as; cones, traffic lights, road lines and road kill, following the theme of "We stop traffic". I kid you not, we almost made fools out of ourselves.

Final Idea: Dress like the characters and inanimate objects featured in Wizard of Oz.

I obviously being the originator of this phenomenal idea. **does inappropriate thrusting followed by fist pumps.

From left to right

(Scarecrow: Melon, Toto: Krisna, Obscure fairy: Rachel, Tin man: ME, Lion:Mina, Dorothy:Alley, Anne: Munchkin, Witch: Amy, The yellow brick road: Candice)

Tin man costume

Silver sparkly singlet: Hand me down

Hat: Salad bowl

Tin arms and legs: Woolies aluminium foil

Cool shoulder pads: Candice's craftsmanship

brb

going to find the wizard.

Español

So I am doing three units of Spanish for my HSC, therefore I am reasonably concerned that my Spanish skills aren't exactly up to scratch. So I skipped school yesterday... That's right, I'm hardcore like that. No, not really, the worst thing Iv'e probably ever done in my life is make a Latte on skim rather than on full cream milk, hells yeah, might as well go get a tattoo saying "I"M A BAD ASS" (cause bad people don't realise ass is spelt arse).

ANYWHO.

So I had spanish school all day yesterday and it wasn't too bad, although the shame of being Argentinean and not being able to speak like a native kind of kills me.

Yesterday was so moderately eventful.

1. i read the newspaper on the train

2. I dropped my pink highlighter lid and couldn't be bothered to bend at the knees, so I sacrificed my green highlighter. RIP green highlighter

3. I QUITE MY JOB! I am no longer employed at Gloria Jeans. No more making ice-chocolates for fat lards who come at 8:30pm. No more burning myself with milk. No more coffee beans in my hair. no more money.

WHAT HAVE I DONE :O

I guess year 12 takes priority over work. tralalalala

Wow i just got bored reading this in my head. fml.

So I forced my friend Enya to take some photos of what I was wearing cause we are fun like that.

Shorts: Bardot (christmas present to myself)

Trench coat: Susan (yea my mums cool like that)

Boots: Can't remeber (the sole fell of 2 hours later)

Blouse: Under my bed

Bag: Argentina

Scarf: Grandmas

Reciprocating that shit

I have recently inspired a brotron to start a blog.

He's pretty cool. ALMOST TOO COOL. :|

Coping like a cowboy

So not only has school decided to inundate me with unimportant surfing sets, but has also decided to charge for forks.

Have they no moral fibre? So I buy some noodles, (because i love asians, hence i love noodles), and before walking away i politely ask for a fork. But then the oversized bitch informs me that they are 50 cents. NOT COOL.

Updating my life in point form, cause point form is cooler than not point form:

1. I cleaned my room

2. I made myself a mustard dress, because i love mustard more than toilet paper

3. I go to the library sometimes now

4. I am uber stressed about school

5. My school bag broke... so i bought anew one

6. Wish i could be friends with guys, without them wanting more

7. Wishing my mum would buy whipped cream more often

8. Found a spider on my jumper... when i was wearing it

NUMBER 9: HAD A REPETITIVE NIGHT TERROR WHERE I WOKE UP SCREAMING AND SHAKING LIKE SOME CRAZY BITCH :(

so Scarey. It consisted of, Cloning, artificial insemination, mutation, some bold 5 year old girl with stretch marks on her head crawling across the wall, then peering behind doors, ALWAYS WATCHING ME. sometimes my creativity stuns me :(

On a lighter note, spent yesterday shooting Theresa's clothing to help her refine her portfolio. Theresa is amazing. She has talent! She is my idol! She doesn't even flinch when using testers to cake on make-up at myers in the city.

Odette from Swan Lake Dress

Model: Jessica Tran

Designed by:

Theresa Nguyen

Model: Jessica Guzman

Photographed by Jessica Tran

Designed by: Theresa Nguyen

Carabosse from 'Sleeping Beauty' Dress

Model: Jessica Guzman
Photographer: Jessica Tran

Designed by: Theresa Nguyen

Jessica Tran. The apple to my pie.

Sugar Plum Fairy from "The nutcracker" Dress

model: MIna Kitsos

Photographer: Tiffany Wang

Makeup: Helen Quach

Designed by Theresa Nguyen

Incredible.

Thomas and Lola

My darling friend Shirley Cai is sharing her amazingness with the world, and producing her own film.

‘Thomas & Lola’ is a proposed short film, to be released in the summer of 2011, exploring the two most important aspects of teenage life: friendship and dreams. Two dreamers, Thomas and Lola, spend their last summer before their final year of high school discovering the endless possibilities of the world. Dreams are questioned, failure is inevitable and life is lived."

You can read and check out the overly attractive people involved :)

http://thomasandlola.tumblr.com/

So to help Shirley pay for some amazing camera lens, and make her dream come true, we held a secret fundraising BBQ for her.

This is shirley, the cutest thing in the world.

LOL?

(you killed it hilly)

Me being a sick bitch

Tiffany and Wendy Bendy

Groupy <3

Me and my new corset and Ray bans

Derwina, the bestfriend, B

B and Tiff

Some cool gun

B's ring

THE SURPRISE. i missed it

Sexy time?

The best friend

Minas too cool for school <3

A pick maker? MASSIVE YES

My ass

Hottest family

B, Hilly and jade

Why is it my friends are so attractive? damn

Still in foetal position? You on drugs?

I have been undoubtedly asked 100 times "what is with the name bro/dude/man"

So here it is, my explanation :)

As the fragile humans that we are, the foetal position gives us a notion of safety and protection of the worlds immensities. From when we were born until now, simply searching for the unattainable satisfaction of comfort.

Some deep photos :)

It's surely getting better

Spending New years eve with the most important people in my world. Holy mac i had fun, watching drunk girls fall into bushes, and drunk boys doing the dirty, and fireworks welcoming a new better year. I guess we are all looking for "more", i know i surely am.

Spending new year eve in the city is something i have done, and will most likely not do again (well at least not next year). What did I start the new year in?

BTW IM THE ONE WITH THE FUN HAT!!!

note: I don't usually look like a tomato, but being allergic to zinc has its disadvantages I guess.

Dress- valley girl $20 (sales)

Hat- found atop minas wardrobe

Bracelet- Big W $15

Ring- Diva $8