Challenge accepted.

Life after exam week is good.

Spending my days playing COD, researching tips on how to be better at COD, watching and re-watching Harry Potter, researching Harry Potter jokes all while eating 2 minute noodles with melted cheese.

You know you have to find something more eventful to do when the waxing lady, who's attempting to disfigure your eyebrows, asks "what you are doing tonight" and you say "organise my books", followed by silence.

I have neglected this blog, and as such, I have decided to take on a challenge, that i set myself, I like to call it

"What the shit are you wearing" x 30

I will outfit post for 30 days consequently. If I miss a day, you can trust me that I will provoke my alter ego to push me down the stairs. (fight club reference)

With that. Here is Natalie with community Channel.

She is so so so so so funny + She hasn't uploaded for 2 weeks so lets start a mini riot. RAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHA

My favourite 

My fun Harry Potter joke:

Why did professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?

Punchline will be posted tomorrow dudes!!

Mustard + Machinery

**use of alliteration

I am currently obsessed with mustard. And when I say obsessed, I mean the kind of obsessed that could put someone away for a very long time...

So this obsession started when I wanted to buy a simple mustard dress, just plain jane. Something comfortable and boring. But couldn't find anything anywhere. I found dresses the colour of shit, I found dresses that looked like shit, and I found dresses that smelt like shit. But no mustard :(

Then it came to me (like that one time an apple fell on some Newton kids head) i imagine my epiphany was much more dramatic. I was all like, let's put my new JANOME OVERLOCKER 744D into good use and make me some mustard coloured shit. So I did.

So there I was just sitting on the living room floor trying to understand the works of "pattern making", sipping on my Peach ice tea ( i inhale peach Ice tea like coffee) and getting stabbed countless times by pins. AHHH. And after 7 episodes of "How i met your mother" a little fb stalking and pointless dancing.

My overlocker finally conceived its first.

Here it is.

**Triumphant music plays

This is my nephew, I swear it's not some random kid

Vest: 80's vest, found in the depths of my cupboard

Scarf: Mina Kitsos

Dress: Jessica Guzman

Shoes: Rubi

So i would like to end this post by revealing, yes, the rumours are true. I am currently dating a bearded lizard. Heres some snap shots of our first date <3

Intimate moment calls for some tacky editing

bahahah.... he's so naughty

Bazza the lizard and his mate woody.

NOTE: LIZARD WAS NOT HURT, PHYSICALLY OR EMOTIONALLY <3

The post dedicated to Jesus in coat form.

Prepare your eyes for heaven. You know that cold breeze that hits yours face when you walk into west fields. You know the moment when you bite into your triple cheeseburger and you realise they accidentally put an extra slice of cheese. oh yeah, i know you know that feeling. Here it is.

IN COAT FORM

ASOS: River Island Leopard Trench Coat

Leopard print trench coat by River island, in a single breasted cut with a rounded shirt style collar, a button through front, a full flared skirt with pockets and a contrasting belt with pin buckle fastening to the front.

$126 later this bitch is mine!! HURRY UP DELIVERY WOMAN!! (cause clearly thats a woman's job)

One short day, in the Emerald city!

Year 12 muck up photos essentially is the first letter carved into your school gravestone. Yes a little somber, i know. But my friends and i were determined to "out cool" last years efforts, and we surely did.

Initial idea: Dress up as; cones, traffic lights, road lines and road kill, following the theme of "We stop traffic". I kid you not, we almost made fools out of ourselves.

Final Idea: Dress like the characters and inanimate objects featured in Wizard of Oz.

I obviously being the originator of this phenomenal idea. **does inappropriate thrusting followed by fist pumps.

From left to right

(Scarecrow: Melon, Toto: Krisna, Obscure fairy: Rachel, Tin man: ME, Lion:Mina, Dorothy:Alley, Anne: Munchkin, Witch: Amy, The yellow brick road: Candice)

Tin man costume

Silver sparkly singlet: Hand me down

Hat: Salad bowl

Tin arms and legs: Woolies aluminium foil

Cool shoulder pads: Candice's craftsmanship

brb

going to find the wizard.

Español

So I am doing three units of Spanish for my HSC, therefore I am reasonably concerned that my Spanish skills aren't exactly up to scratch. So I skipped school yesterday... That's right, I'm hardcore like that. No, not really, the worst thing Iv'e probably ever done in my life is make a Latte on skim rather than on full cream milk, hells yeah, might as well go get a tattoo saying "I"M A BAD ASS" (cause bad people don't realise ass is spelt arse).

ANYWHO.

So I had spanish school all day yesterday and it wasn't too bad, although the shame of being Argentinean and not being able to speak like a native kind of kills me.

Yesterday was so moderately eventful.

1. i read the newspaper on the train

2. I dropped my pink highlighter lid and couldn't be bothered to bend at the knees, so I sacrificed my green highlighter. RIP green highlighter

3. I QUITE MY JOB! I am no longer employed at Gloria Jeans. No more making ice-chocolates for fat lards who come at 8:30pm. No more burning myself with milk. No more coffee beans in my hair. no more money.

WHAT HAVE I DONE :O

I guess year 12 takes priority over work. tralalalala

Wow i just got bored reading this in my head. fml.

So I forced my friend Enya to take some photos of what I was wearing cause we are fun like that.

Shorts: Bardot (christmas present to myself)

Trench coat: Susan (yea my mums cool like that)

Boots: Can't remeber (the sole fell of 2 hours later)

Blouse: Under my bed

Bag: Argentina

Scarf: Grandmas

Reciprocating that shit

I have recently inspired a brotron to start a blog.

He's pretty cool. ALMOST TOO COOL. :|

Coping like a cowboy

So not only has school decided to inundate me with unimportant surfing sets, but has also decided to charge for forks.

Have they no moral fibre? So I buy some noodles, (because i love asians, hence i love noodles), and before walking away i politely ask for a fork. But then the oversized bitch informs me that they are 50 cents. NOT COOL.

Updating my life in point form, cause point form is cooler than not point form:

1. I cleaned my room

2. I made myself a mustard dress, because i love mustard more than toilet paper

3. I go to the library sometimes now

4. I am uber stressed about school

5. My school bag broke... so i bought anew one

6. Wish i could be friends with guys, without them wanting more

7. Wishing my mum would buy whipped cream more often

8. Found a spider on my jumper... when i was wearing it

NUMBER 9: HAD A REPETITIVE NIGHT TERROR WHERE I WOKE UP SCREAMING AND SHAKING LIKE SOME CRAZY BITCH :(

so Scarey. It consisted of, Cloning, artificial insemination, mutation, some bold 5 year old girl with stretch marks on her head crawling across the wall, then peering behind doors, ALWAYS WATCHING ME. sometimes my creativity stuns me :(

On a lighter note, spent yesterday shooting Theresa's clothing to help her refine her portfolio. Theresa is amazing. She has talent! She is my idol! She doesn't even flinch when using testers to cake on make-up at myers in the city.

Odette from Swan Lake Dress

Model: Jessica Tran

Designed by:

Theresa Nguyen

Model: Jessica Guzman

Photographed by Jessica Tran

Designed by: Theresa Nguyen

Carabosse from 'Sleeping Beauty' Dress

Model: Jessica Guzman
Photographer: Jessica Tran

Designed by: Theresa Nguyen

Jessica Tran. The apple to my pie.

Sugar Plum Fairy from "The nutcracker" Dress

model: MIna Kitsos

Photographer: Tiffany Wang

Makeup: Helen Quach

Designed by Theresa Nguyen

Incredible.